Skate and Destroy

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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(via megustamemes)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via dutchster)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via fkmesenpai)